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Old Oct 23, 2005, 05:29 PM // 17:29   #21
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Is being homosexual a personal choice or a biological thing?
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 05:38 PM // 17:38   #22
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um its personal

Why make a thread like this??
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 06:10 PM // 18:10   #23
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to satisfy the hunger of all the spam monsters, as well as making those of us that would rather post on the internet site of a game we all love than actually play the game somewhat confused...

what?
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 06:19 PM // 18:19   #24
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You see it all happened 15 years ago when a gaint comet made of cheeze crashed into the earth and...

Why do you never see purple flying tuna fish in the sky of green?
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 06:20 PM // 18:20   #25
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because my mommy told me to stay away from acid

my name is ron burgundy?
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 06:55 PM // 18:55   #26
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DAMNIT, Who typed a question mark on the teleprompter?!

Is beastiality REALLY legal in Canada?!

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Old Oct 23, 2005, 07:23 PM // 19:23   #27
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Yes, everything is legal in Canada.

Does Canada have a military?
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 07:46 PM // 19:46   #28
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I think yes...

Ever talked with a gay?
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 07:50 PM // 19:50   #29
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*...points to location*

Not sure if you guys are getting the point of the game. It's to ask really dumb questions in the hopes of getting amusing answers. Asking real questions sort of defeats the point of the game.

Why don't people wear helmets in cars?
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 08:32 PM // 20:32   #30
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if people wore helmets in cars, they'd have to wear something much more ridiculous-looking when riding bikes and motorcycles. duh -.-

what if the world were flat? o.o
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 11:09 PM // 23:09   #31
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Who first discovered cheese? And what posessed them to put something rotten and stinky in their mouth?

Why do we eat shrimp? They're essentially c0ckroaches of the ocean.

Why is it called a "toothbrush"? Shouldn't it be "teethbrush"?

Why do men have nipples?

Why do we like cats? If cats were human they'd be selfish, lazy and spiteful people.

Why were humans designed with this wet, drippy thing called a nose positioned upside down over their mouths?

Why are Americans so damn arrogant?

Why are the French so damn arrogant?

Why are the English so damn arrogant?

Weren't computers supposed to make our lives simpler?
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Old Oct 23, 2005, 11:17 PM // 23:17   #32
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yo momma. cuz it tastes good. just to confuse you. because it makes us sexay. they may be selfish, lazy, and spiteful, but golly-gee-willikers they're cute. because if it was positioned upward, it would just look silly. because we hate the english. because they hate everyone. because they hate americans. maybe.

what if mothballs started hanging around too close to microwaves and suddenly woke up and said, "take me to your leader or die by fly guy." he'll push you out, no wings attached. "just do as i say. no mistake; he'll blow away".
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 12:41 AM // 00:41   #33
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I'd never go to sleep again.

Why does Guild Wars suck so much?
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 01:18 AM // 01:18   #34
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o.o well. to tell you the truth. it doesnt. stupid question, stupid answer

how much would it cost to import bacon from japan on 1st class air freight, including currency exchange and shipping and handling, and does anyone know where i might be able to do that?
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 01:32 AM // 01:32   #35
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roughly $2400, and yeah, japanbaconimporters.com

Whats that thing on your shirt?
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 01:35 AM // 01:35   #36
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o this? i just spilled some bacon grease on it earlier--wait...HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAD BACON GREASE ON MY SHIRT??? O.O *looks around frantically for the cameras*

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 01:50 AM // 01:50   #37
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They don't chuck wood. I shoot them first.

How come there are so many crumbs in my keyboard?
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 01:52 AM // 01:52   #38
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because crumbs are a sign of the apocalypse, and god has chosen you to be his prophet in this dispensation. all hail my worthy master. *bows*

and what about airline food? i mean, whats up with that?
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 01:56 AM // 01:56   #39
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wats wrong w/ airplane food?
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 01:57 AM // 01:57   #40
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its in packages!!!

What is it with squirrels??
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